只有會(huì)計(jì)師才懂的笑話，看懂了你就合格了！

小編至近在論壇里看到了一些只有會(huì)計(jì)師才懂的笑話，快來看看你是不是一個(gè)合格的會(huì)計(jì)師吧！

1、What’s the definition of an accountant?

     A guy who wanted to be a mortician but didn’t have the personality.

2、What is the Army slogan for accountants?

     Be audit you can be.

3、What does an accountant use for birth control?

     His personality.

4、If an accountant’s wife can’t get to sleep, what does she do?

     Leans over to her husband and says “Tell me about work today, honey.”

5、Why Do Accountants Make Good Lovers?

     They’re great with figures. 

6、How Can You Tell You’ve Found a Good Tax Accountant?

     He has a loophole named after him. 

7、How did the accountant die?

     He lost his balance.

8、What do you a call a 90-year-old accountant?

     Someone at the end of their useful life.

9、What’s the Difference Between an Accountant and a Lawyer?

     The accountant knows he’s boring..

10、Where Do Homeless Accountants Live?

       In a tax shelter.

11、How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?

       Net Present Value.

12、Why did the auditor cross the road?

       Because that’s what he did last year.

13、What did the accountant do before busy season?

       He shot himself in the face.

圣誕老人的會(huì)計(jì)如何評(píng)價(jià)他的雪橇？ 凈現(xiàn)值！哈哈哈哈哈，小編真的是忍不住了！

“一如會(huì)計(jì)深似?！?，這是一個(gè)權(quán)責(zé)發(fā)生制的世界！

會(huì)計(jì)準(zhǔn)則、財(cái)經(jīng)法規(guī)、稅收實(shí)務(wù)每一樣都在不斷更新，不活到老學(xué)到老，還怎么在會(huì)計(jì)圈混呢？

你們有什么關(guān)于會(huì)計(jì)師才懂的梗嗎？快來和大家分享一下吧！

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